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Queueing at Boloxnia Heaven gates
« Thread Started on Mar 3, 2009, 4:18pm »

St Peternoff was on duty at the gates of Boloxnia Heaven.
Markonoffskix approaches Peternoff and asked for admittance.
St Peternoff asked why such a young Boloxnian is there.
Well it is like this Markonoffskix explains.
My wife, Massifbustinoxen was tryings to makes me jealously by making me thinking she affair havings, so I returns earlier from Turnips field early.
On rushing ins to our sleepings room, Massifbustinoxen was on our sleepings bed with nofings on. Legs a widen opens.
So I looks all in the sleepings room but findings nothings.
I was so angry's that I picky's up the big sea chest I havings from my Navy days and throws it through the windows openings.
I then remembering we are on 6th floor of wooden shackings.
I looks out of the windows openings and down. I hears screamings from below and see's I had killed the local turnips deliverer, Biggioustestixousnox.
So I fillings with remorses jumps out of windows openings of 6th floorings of our wooden shackings.
I findings myself here.
OK says St Peternoff as you's are remorsesfull you may come in.
Next in line was the Turnips deliverings man Biggioustestixousnox. As he starts to tell his tale, St Peternoff says I know what happeneding. You can come in.
Next in line was Nockingyerwifeoffbehindyersbacks.
St Peternoff was lookings puzzleding.
Why are you's here? He asks of Nockingyerwifeoffbehindyersbacks.

Well came the reply.
I was playing the hidenseakings and was in this old Navy chest.

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