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ivorbollokoff
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Re: Turnipfest 1957
« Reply #60 on Apr 2, 2008, 3:45am »
***STOP PRESSKI****

Yet more good news cormades we have just secured services of diminutive singer Rick Rollski for MIDSUMMER MADNESS TURNIPFEST 1957. You can listen to his latest hot hit here......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&fmt=7
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Re: Turnipfest 1957
« Reply #61 on Apr 2, 2008, 4:01am »
Komrad Ivorbollokoff. As I am sure you are avare, I am agent for many great boloxnian star. I am haffink opportunity to be offerings you ze great Davidski Hasselhoffski, Pam Ayreski, Kiki Deeski, Bonski Beatski und ze wonderfull Brown Helmet Donkey Display Team... ALL for nuthing.
PLEASE... be takings zem off mein hands... PLEASE :'(
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Re: Turnipfest 1957
« Reply #62 on Sept 19, 2009, 8:15am »
I am currently enjoyings a compulsory holiday in the gulag after being banned from attendongs the turnipfest after an incidents involvings a turnip, a donkee and someonelses wife.. I have missed severals turnipfestings, namely 1957, 1957,1957 and 1957, I am not due for releaseings until 1957 so I hope to be attendings the turnipfest in 1957 or 1957.. I enclose my turnips and bucket of mud, please be sendings ticketskis, if I am not releaseing in time can I be using them for turnipfest 1957?
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Re: Turnipfest 1957
« Reply #63 on Sept 19, 2009, 9:10am »
Greating news comrades, another top A listing act has agreed to play at turnipfest 1957, well the secket police "persuaded" them to...
Top chart band New Musik are going to be playing their hits "World of turnip water" and "Living by turnips"..
Also Northern Englande ballad meister Peterski Skellernski will be performing a medley of his hit "You're a turnip" with Richardski Stilgoski accompanying on Stylophone stolen from Rolfski Harriski..
As we're in 57 it's also been possible to book Eddie "the man with the golden turnip" Calvert to perform "turnip blossom pink and sausage blossom white"
The Lawrence Welk orchestra will also be rewriting their hit "Calcutta" and renaming it "Boloxnia" to open the show, followed by "bubbles in the turnips" to end.
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