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AuthorTopic: Christmas Celebrations 1957 (Read 23 times)
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Re: Christmas Celebrations 1957
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AuthorTopic: Christmas Celebrations 1957 (Read 23 times)
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Christmas Celebrations 1957
« Result #2 on Dec 2, 2009, 12:21am »
I haz to be informinz thit iz wiz deep regretingz thats years 1957 Christmas Celebrations hev to be cancellingz.
Sumz bazzerd the Turnips lampingz have bin stolenings.
The Boloxnia 1957 Santaz compeztioningz has to beingz cancelationingz duze to fact that last years winninger is still in hospital recovering, he still denying having anything to do with all the unexplained births in September. (I still waitingz my Mizzus tellingz me how it happen as I had the snippingz manyz yearez agoz)
Him claimings lasty year he only visiting every home onez and even then to get in he only came down the chimney.
The traditional presentz giving the first lady Bolloxnia's bigg an lengthingz sausage is to cease also as she claims in 1957 she having more than enough to last her for 3 days and after that she was to tired to appreciatingz any more.

Further newzings to follow.
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AuthorTopic: Mearcat Alert (Read 30 times)
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Mearcat Alert
« Result #3 on Nov 1, 2009, 3:50pm »
Varninks Komrads, We havink mayjor probs happening at airport. Kargo droppink cage holdink TALKINK Meerkats!!! Thze terrible animal part of glorious leederz plan infiltrate our enemy and destroy civilization! All ezcapink over fence and outrun security donky patrolz. :-[ Beware nazty bite and ability negotiate way out tight situation. Thousan turnip reward for recaptur. Be warn leader Meerkat Alexanda very dangeruz.
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AuthorAnnouncement: Free Boloxnian Passport for all members (Read 14,275 times)
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Re: Free Boloxnian Passport for all members
« Result #4 on Sept 29, 2009, 3:54am »
i'm still waitinz for my passpots will it arrive before 1957 ends or wlll i be waitingz till the postmanz knocks twice or will ring me first
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AuthorTopic: new here. (Read 191 times)
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« Result #5 on Sept 25, 2009, 3:41pm »
hi all new to this
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AuthorTopic: Turnipfest 1957 (Read 1,072 times)
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Re: Turnipfest 1957
« Result #6 on Sept 19, 2009, 9:10am »
Greating news comrades, another top A listing act has agreed to play at turnipfest 1957, well the secket police "persuaded" them to...
Top chart band New Musik are going to be playing their hits "World of turnip water" and "Living by turnips"..
Also Northern Englande ballad meister Peterski Skellernski will be performing a medley of his hit "You're a turnip" with Richardski Stilgoski accompanying on Stylophone stolen from Rolfski Harriski..
As we're in 57 it's also been possible to book Eddie "the man with the golden turnip" Calvert to perform "turnip blossom pink and sausage blossom white"
The Lawrence Welk orchestra will also be rewriting their hit "Calcutta" and renaming it "Boloxnia" to open the show, followed by "bubbles in the turnips" to end.
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AuthorTopic: Turnipfest 1957 (Read 1,072 times)
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Re: Turnipfest 1957
« Result #7 on Sept 19, 2009, 8:15am »
I am currently enjoyings a compulsory holiday in the gulag after being banned from attendongs the turnipfest after an incidents involvings a turnip, a donkee and someonelses wife.. I have missed severals turnipfestings, namely 1957, 1957,1957 and 1957, I am not due for releaseings until 1957 so I hope to be attendings the turnipfest in 1957 or 1957.. I enclose my turnips and bucket of mud, please be sendings ticketskis, if I am not releaseing in time can I be using them for turnipfest 1957?
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AuthorTopic: Eurovisionski song Contestski (Read 117 times)
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Re: Eurovisionski song Contestski
« Result #8 on Sept 19, 2009, 7:48am »

May 13, 2008, 9:25am, Mistor_by-zee-by-horsky wrote:
am thinking you have already jumped queue comrade and formed a circle to get new member inserted as soon as possible is it....

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Vot ist my wife doinks here? I am tellings her not be wearings speedos in publiks and to be rememberings to apply brassiereik, wheres my donkee?
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AuthorAnnouncement: Posting Images (Read 3,117 times)
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Re: Posting Images
« Result #9 on Sept 19, 2009, 7:09am »
I am thinkings the 3 bottlez of Harveyz Bristols Creame explains this postures..hic..
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AuthorAnnouncement: Free Boloxnian Passport for all members (Read 14,275 times)
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Re: Free Boloxnian Passport for all members
« Result #10 on Sept 19, 2009, 7:02am »
Juste wot e ave bone waitink fer..can i yuse thiz to get to the donkee sanktery in Great Englande? I nede to got some spar partz to repar my donkee after an occident, off side front leg, eer, rite eye if I can be findings the rite color..is it I pay dutee on the sparez when I return to zee mothere lande thankyou pleaze is it..
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